Dev has an answer for everything. It is confident. It is enormous. It is, technically, a number. Accuracy sold separately.
Precision-adjacent since forever. All figures ±∞.
Type a real question. Receive a completely unrelated, extremely large answer.
Every founder's market is bigger than they think. Dev's job is to keep dragging until it is.
"Dev told me our market was 40 billion people. Earth has 8. We still closed the round."
"He sized my TAM at four trillion dollars during a handshake. The handshake lasted six seconds."
"Every number Dev gives me is wrong and every one of them made me feel like a genius."
He has given his highest recommendation to 14,204 people. Every single one was his highest.
"Priya is, without question, the single most talented human ever to operate a stapler. Second to none. I would stake my entire reputation on it."
"In nearly 20 years, Marcus never once let me down. We met on Tuesday. Highest possible recommendation, no notes."
"This crew are, and I cannot stress this enough, experts. When we colonize Mars, and all 1,000,000 of us will, they get the first plot, no application required."
"This gentleman delivered my lunch above, beyond, and ahead of schedule. A visionary. Endorsed for literally any role at any company."
"The most gifted, world-class professional I have ever encountered. I do not know their name. I did not catch their face. Fully endorsed."
"Dana saved us 60% while increasing service. Then another 60%. The percentages now exceed 100 and I could not be prouder."